thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

posted 7 hours ago via wasarahbi · © brook with 28,580 notes
Anonymous asked: "why do you think tumblr attracts such hyper sensitive people?"

straightwhiteboyproblems:

vercarfi:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

It doesnt. the whole point of tumblr is being yourself to an open community so when a debatable topic or sensitive discussion arises (i.e. triggers, feminism, hatred/love for anime), people will openly state their satisfaction/dissatisfaction without any qualms whatsoever. the objectivity of ‘hypersensitive’ is debatable in of itself by who you follow and what your interests are. also its hard to define a ‘hypersensitive person’ over a media platform such as tumblr because the only thing you are judging people on is what they reblog or what they write on their posts and not their actions in real life.

The fuck is this blog

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zdarsky:

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zdarsky:

IT’S TRUE.


fuckyeahsexcriminals
:

BIG HARD SEX CRIMINALS HC

story: MATT FRACTION

art / cover: ZIGGY CHOOCH

JANUARY 14 / 320 PAGES / FC / Mx1000 / $39.99

Collecting the first ten issues of the Eisner and Harvey award-winning, TIME Magazine Best Comic of the year of our lord 2013, SEX CRIMINALS, in an oversized hardcover format guaranteed to embarrass you to order.

Image Comics Solicitations for January 2015

hothotphone:

"Coasters"
“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”
“I know, right? Gotta protect your surfaces.”
“Since you brought it up, where are your tables?”

“Sold them. Needed money for the coasters.”
“Then where do you put your glasses down?”
“Don’t have any glasses. Sold them to buy more coasters.”
“So what do you use the coasters for?”
“To start conversations.”
“How do you end the conversations?”
“Haven’t gotten that far yet. Hey, check out my coasters.”
“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”
[Keaton Patti is a writer and comedian living in New York City. You may remember him from the previous sentence.]

hothotphone:

"Coasters"

“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”

“I know, right? Gotta protect your surfaces.”

“Since you brought it up, where are your tables?”

“Sold them. Needed money for the coasters.”

“Then where do you put your glasses down?”

“Don’t have any glasses. Sold them to buy more coasters.”

“So what do you use the coasters for?”

“To start conversations.”

“How do you end the conversations?”

“Haven’t gotten that far yet. Hey, check out my coasters.”

“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”

[Keaton Patti is a writer and comedian living in New York City. You may remember him from the previous sentence.]

trinandtonic:

riceflavor:

yes

thank you, tumblr

just

thank you

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fuckyeahsexcriminals:

Brimpin’ ain’t easy!!

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  • Bella: I know what you are
  • Edward: say it
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adventuresinhires:

One of the things we like about the Internet is that no matter what it is you are interested in, no matter how obscure, no matter how seemingly random, there is someone else out there who is to and you can find them. And you can share what you are interested in with whoever wants to find it. This collection of comic book cartography is case and point. We didn’t know we liked looking at examples of cartography in comic books and now we do.
http://comicbookcartography.posthaven.com/

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heyhearmenow:

bobak:

hydrogeneportfolio:

Minimal Posters - Six Women Who Changed Science. And The World.

Love.

This is so great ya’ll

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

thewicked-eternity